FF: Tell us about Spitfire’s butt, Mark.

FF：马克，谈谈飞火的屁股如何？

MW: It’s so hot and gooey(11)

马克：热气腾腾，汁液四溢。（11）

FF: What does that do to your dick when you think about it?

FF：对此你下面的反应如何？

MW: It’s long(12) and(13) hard (14)

马克：又长又硬。（12）（13）（14）

FF: So what do you do with it?

FF：那接下来该怎么办呢？

MW: I stick it in(15) the right place(16)

马克：直接塞进（15）那个地方。（16）

FF: And what do you do when you’re done?

FF：等到完事的时候你会干什么呢？

MW: C’mon(17) those innocent, cute little faces.(18)

马克：射爆（17）那几张天真可爱的小脸蛋。（18）

FF: Sounds like you really have fun up there, Mark!

FF：马克，听起来你在火星上快活得很啊！

MW: the ponies all like it, too(19)

马克：小马们也都很喜欢。（19）

FF: I guess they must! But what about the dragon guy, what’s his name?

FF：那是自然！不过话说回来，还有一只龙，叫什么名字来着？

MW: Fireball’s(20)

马克：火球。（20）

FF: How does he take your hogging all the girls?

FF：那他看见你独享那些女孩时作何反应呢？

MW: even he’s hard(21)

马克：甚至连他都硬了。（21）

FF: What?? You mean to say you’ve got a dude doing you too?

FF：啥？？？你是说还有一个家伙在和你做吗？

MW: I put it in(22) that big adorable schnozz?(23)

马克：我把那玩意塞进（22）那个可爱的大鼻子里？（23）

FF: Damn, Mark, how long you been swingin’ both ways?

FF：淦，马克，你是啥时候开始男女通吃的？

MW: since college(24)

马克：自从大学之后。（24）

FF: Where did you first experiment with this sort of thing?

FF：你是啥时候有第一次的？

MW: everywhere when I was a kid.(25) I was young and healthy enough(26)

马克：在我小时候满大街（25）乱搞。当时我正年轻气盛身体强健。（26）

FF: What was your favorite place to screw?

FF：你最喜欢在什么地方做？

MW: my best friend’s basement(27)

马克：在好友家的地下室里。（27）

FF: Sounds kinky, Mark. What would you say to people who think it’s kind of fucked up to have sex with an alien, never mind five?

FF：听起来实在太变态了，马克。有些人认为与一个外星人做爱都属于道德败坏，跟五个一起更是伤天害理淫乱不堪；请问你对于这些人有什么话要说吗？

MW: don’t let that stop you. Don’t even let it slow you down. (28) that’s how you make a fun evening.(29)

马克：不要因噎废食。永远不要放慢探索的脚步。（28）享受整夜乐趣无穷。（29）

FF: Words of wisdom, Mark. Your transmission’s breaking up. Any last words of wisdom for Earth?

FF：马克，你这句果然是至理名言。不过现在信号传输快要中断了。还有什么箴言想告知地球上的世人么？

MW: if (30) more people (31) really want (32) to lay(33) the ponies, well, I’m sure they all want it too.(34)

马克：如果（30）还有许多人（31）非常希望（32）日（33）小马的话，我很确定小马们也都趋之若鹜。（34）

FF: Thanks again, astronaut Mark Watney! And let’s hope you get rescued soon… but not TOO soon! (lewd laughter)